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LAZICOPEDIA AUGUST 15 !!!

2006-11-23T23:44:00.000-08:00

i have this blogger site open for last 4 hours and it is early morning of august the 16th.
this morning hours are not like those Questions hours of parliament, and there is nothing special about august 16th. still i am feeling very lucky and peacefull, dont know why.
for most of the Indians there is nothing special about 15th of August also, except a public holiday. And i think it is good that they are indifferent.
they are not receptive they are indifferent, utterly.
for last 4 hours i have gone through all the links to rearrange all my findings and works about laziness which i have found in last 20 hours on internet, and that too a very interesting topic >> laziness. Sites promoting laziness, quotations, blog of a psychologist, day to day websites, Buddhist meditation group, google scholar links and many blogs.
all that i found is really interesting and worth a look.

webtools, search engines and sites i have used to gather information:
http://www.google.co.in
http://scholar.google.com
http://www.dogpile.com
http://www.wikipedia.org
http://www.blogger.com
http://www.orkut.com
http://search.yahoo.com
http://www.wordpress.com
http://www.livejournal.com
http://www.20box.co.nr

all this information is a must read for all the lazy people all around the world. i think this is the first effort anywhere in the world to create an encyclopedia of laziness.
laziness should not be exchanged with the gold or silver. As our beloved khalil gibran says i will not sell my days for gold. What i am doing like a fool at this hour is a mystery which no one can solve including me.
for so many years it became my habit to remain awake till the world awakes and then go to the bed till every one is fast asleep. May be i love nights.

for last two days i have been trying to meditate but without luck. Now i am so lazy that i can not follow an instruction for two minutes, my mind is like a monkey now. i can neither meditate nor concentrate.
i just pass my time on internet doing nothing, i don't know sitting silently whether grass grows or not but typing silently and making noise with keyboard at 4a.m. in the morning my flat-ass is surly paining.
all above mentioned websites and webpages have changed the life of millions, especially who are lazy and useless.
this sites have made them even more lazy, useless and hopeless. Few websites among this are like heights of timepass. (orkuting-haha) how to kill time and your intelligence. but since i dont have anything to do and i myself will be a dead man if i dont do such timepass, i have to visit this sites time and again.
i know they are killing my time which is the only thing i think i have. they can not kill my intelligence because that is beyond both their and my reach.

i would like to share all this websites with you people so that we together can promote laziness and our brotherhood. Everyone is so busy this days, pehalwan, ranjit singh, baba and jose... so this sites are just a reminder that we should not work hard with our aging bodies.
i should begin with few of them:

>>A Lazy bastard's blog:
http://lazybastard.ehuna.org/
how he feels about his lazy blog and boring girlfriend.....

>>Lazyness personified-a personal blog.
http://lazyness.wordpress.com/tag/lazymi-speaks/
a whole blog dedicated to laziness and how it affects author's life....

>>SwissMiss
http://swissmiss.typepad.com/weblog/2005/06/laziness.html
what a swissmiss turned designer thinks about laziness....

>>The lazy way to success
http://lazyway.blogs.com/
Author's words:Hard work is passÃ©. The paradigm-shifting concept is "Smart Laziness" Â? where success comes through cleverly avoiding work but still getting the job done. In this oasis, we celebrate those magical ways where doing less accomplishes more.
I wrote a book which outlines the anti-work formula for success. Its title is The Lazy Way to Success: How to Do Nothing and Accomplish Everything. (www.lazyway.net)

i think author is really doing great work, god bless him. we should support the http://www.lazyway.net

>>India's lazy ISP's
http://everythingelse.wordpress.com/2006/07/21/isps-laziness-caused-the-indian-blog-blackout/
as they say : ISPsÂ? Laziness Caused The Indian Blog Blackout. in india even the internet service providers are lazy and dont care about the time, email or snail mail both are same and equal in india.

>>He is lazy, god knows...
http://arvindn.livejournal.com/
from his blog: My mental arithmetic has degraded by now to the point of utter uselessness. Fortunately, my day job requires no arithmetic whatsoever (and I think it is superfluous to point out the irony therein.) But my gym life does: I'm flummoxed trying to figure out how many plates . . . .

>>Hardwork v/s Laziness
http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2005/03/hard-work-vs-laziness/
a detailed study about hardwork and laziness and how they affect our lives. a good blog and an even better parent-site. content from it: think the nature of this debate invitation stems from my posts regarding hard work and self-discipline vs. FredÂ?s advocacy of laziness as the means to success. I suspect much of our perceived philosophical differences will be nothing more than semantics. Having just read . . . .

parent-site:http://Stevepavlina.com
Personal Development for Smart People ( lazy basically..),This site is dedicated to helping you make conscious decisions in your personal development and courageously follow through on them. This means having the maturity to take 100% responsibility for your health, your career, your finances, your relationships, your emotions, your habits, and your spiritual beliefs. It requires ...

>>Shambhala Sun - BUDDHISM CULTURE MEDITATION LIFE
http://www.shambhalasun.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2286
article by Pema ChÃ¶drÃ¶n -- Looking into Laziness - Rather than feeling discouraged by laziness, we could get to know laziness profoundly. This very moment of laziness becomes our personal teacher.

Traditionally, laziness is taught as one of the obstacles to awakening. There are different kinds of lazy ....

>>encyclopedia of laziness
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laziness

word wiki means:A web site or set of web pages that allows almost anyone to edit and add content. good luck baba if you can redefine LAZYNESS on wikipedia. amen.

>>The quotations page
http://www.quotationspage.com/subjects/laziness/

lazy quotations.

>>Quotations about Laziness
http://www.quotegarden.com/laziness.html
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. ~Mark Kennedy

>>laziness store
http://www.despair.com/laziness.html

all lazy products are available here, promotion offer...

>>Even animals are inactive.
http://www.springerlink.com/content/r30766871t517n42/

This research (bio-medical journals) shows that almost all animals live most of their life resting, doing nothing and that is very scientific too. living naturally and growing naturally. i think human beings are only idiots on the face of the earth now.

>>sciencemag
http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/178/4064/1002

the science proves it all.

for last 20 hours i have been working on this stuff and sites and have found more than 100 sites and blogs promoting laziness and giving all kind of proofs why it is so important to be lazy. few of those links i have posted here for our general benefit, those links will give you some good idea about how people are feeling about laziness.
i have tried to post all authentic sites here and have more than 100 links of sites and blogs where all lazy-articles are posted. if you people want to have a look at all of the material just mail me at: lazicopedia@gmail.com, i will forward you all the links. and most important thing, whenever next time you find anything related to laziness promoting or not just mail me the link at: lazicopedia@gmail.com. help me to build a lazy world.

this is just the tip of an iceberg, a mammoth task, where i need your help. do you have it in you? this is the first time in the history of humanity someone is trying to built the online archive, library and encyclopedia for the lazypeople, of the lazypeople, by the lazypeople. i am even planing to launch the website promoting laziness and providing all information about laziness.
LAZICOPEDIA WEBSITE
as a lazy man i myself won't be able to take this wagon far away, i need all your help and support to accomplishmammothmamoth task. all database library and eveything can be managed with you people's help. so when ever next time you are online and find anything which smells lazy please report me at: lezicopedia@gmail.com

please help me building the greatest thing lazy people have ever built online.
long live brotherhood, long live laziness.

Lazicopedia - Sleep and Laziness August 16, 2006

2006-11-23T23:38:00.000-08:00

today was a longday.

first time i was out of the house since last friday when i reached ahmedabad. nothing unusual when i am at home.

even my craving for cigarattes wont let my flat-ass move an inch. that too in the heat and traffic of ahmedabad, never, i rather would die starving even if dont have any food at home.life is really difficult out there, when i go downstairs it is even more difficult. below 3rd floor out of my room my den everything is very hostile.

just now baba moved to have some food and i am also thinking about going downstairs to get some groundnuts. today i ate few out there on the gates of iim-ahmedabad. i never ever will be able to go inside( though i was once inside there too pee) as a student, i love that building. a good work of architecture. sometimes i enjoy sitting out there and smoking cigarettes.

how i reached there today is a long story, it is just 7 kilometers away from my house but today it was like 7 lightyears away. traffic in ahmedabad is deadly and today,a holiday, was even worse. everybody around gathered on the bridges to watch overflowing sabarmati river. river front project is a distant dream now, every thing is washed and modi's hopes too. it took me a good part of one full hour just to cross the bridge from one end to another.new amdavad is no better than the old walled city. it is even worse i think as far as traffic is concerned. was a very painful day really.

no movement is the best movement.

now for last 3 hours i have been preparing all the links for lazicopedia, and few of them are here for you today.how sleep is related to laziness? how important it is too sleep till noon? what are sleep disorders and myths? how can we improve our sleeping habits and laziness? all articles i have found at wikipedia and google-scholars suggest that it is good and interlinked with laziness.all the articles can tell you tonns about sleep, laziness and meditation. just check them out. full articles will be available soon on lazicopedia.

++Important key words to use for further research and googling. good luck.
+ Hypersomnia
+ Upper Airway Resistance Syndrome (UARS)
+ Actigraphy+ Narcolepsy
+ Sleep apnea

++now the wikipedia links:

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazy_evaluation
2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth
3. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep#Anthropology_of_sleep
4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep#Footnotes
5. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excessive_sleeping
6. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_
7. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_Airway_Resistance_Syndrome_(UARS)
8. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcolepsy
9. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_apnea

+findings:
1. in computer programming lazy evaluation is a technique that attempts to delay computation of expressions until the results of the computation are known to be needed.
2. Sloths have made extraordinary adaptations to an arboreal browsing lifestyle. Leaves, their main food source, provide very little energy or nutrition and do not digest easily: sloths have very large, specialized, slow-acting stomachs with multiple compartments in which symbiotic bacteria break down the tough leaves.
3. Recent research suggests that sleep patterns vary significantly across cultures. [1] The most striking differences are between societies that have plentiful sources of artificial light and ones that do not.
4. Footnotes 1. ^ Toward a Comparative Developmental Ecology of Human Sleep Foldvary-Schaefer N. Grigg-Damberger M. Sleep and epilepsy: what we know, don't know, and need to know. [Review] [242 refs] [Historical Article. Journal Article. Review] Journal of Clinical Neurophysiology. 23(1):4-20, 2006 Feb.
5. Hypersomnia is an excessive amount of sleepiness, resulting in an inability to stay awake. Even though people with hypersomnia sleep for more hours at night than is considered necessary (or even healthy), they may still need to take frequent naps in order to remain awake and alert during the day.
6. Upper Airway Resistance Syndrome ("UARS") is a condition in which patients complain about excessive daytime sleepiness and there are symptoms of airway resistance.
7. Actigraphy is a method of activity and sleep study achieved by mounting a small actigraph unit on a patient for an extended period of time. The unit itself typically includes a small accelerometer and continually records the movements it undergoes.
8. Narcolepsy is a neurological condition most characterized by Excessive Daytime Sleepiness (EDS), episodes of sleep and disorder of REM or rapid eye movement sleep. It is a kind of dyssomnia.
9. Sleep apnea (alternatively sleep apnoea) is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing during sleep. These episodes, called apneas (literally, "without breath"), each last long enough so one or more breaths are missed, and occur repeatedly throughout sleep.

>> this are the links and relative findings and articles available on them. knowing the importance of sleep in our lives i have further searched about the topics and now have few links available on sleep and orders/disorders. will post all the links here for general benefit of lazy community. as google-scholar says, stand on the shoulders of the giants. a brief about the links are ther below them.

>http://neurology.org/cgi/content/abstract/46/2/393
The clinical spectrum of narcolepsy and idiopathic hypersomnia

>http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/hypersomnia/
hypersomnia.htm
ha ha, baba they think that hypersomnia is a neuro-psychological disorder. i think we can easily prove those scientist wrong in a flicker. be ready with your hammer but let the iron be red.

> http://www.psychnet-uk.com/dsm_iv/hypersomnia.htm
Hypersomnia is excessive sleepiness. It is an excessively deep or prolonged major sleep period. It may be associated with difficulty in awakening. It is believed to be caused by the central nervous system and can be associated with a normal or prolonged major sleep episode and excessive sleepiness consisting of prolonged (1-2 hours) sleep episodes of non-REM sleep and is characterized by....

>http://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/bhcv2/bhcArticles.nsf/pages/
http://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/bhcv2/bhcArticles.nsf/pages/Hypersomnia?OpenDocument
what do they talk about sleep and hypersomnia? find it out here on talkaboutsleep official website. good luck.

>http://www.talkaboutsleep.com/conference/
2006 National Patient Sleep Conference
Overview
TalkAboutSleep is pleased to announce that we are hosting the Inaugural National Patient Sleep Conference. ha ha ha, they are having conference about sleep where they think everyone will be awake to listen to them. god bless those americans.

>http://content.karger.com/ProdukteDB/produkte.asp?
The Role of Actigraphy in the Evaluation of Sleep Disorders

>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=1519002&dopt=Citation
To assess the use of actigraphy in evaluating insomnia, 36 patients with a serious complaint of insomnia slept 3 nights each in the laboratory, where the usual polysomnograms (PSGs) were obtain ...

>http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid
=185826&tools=bot
Sympathetic neural mechanisms in obstructive sleep apnea.

>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?
cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?
Sleep Apnea and Hypertension: A Population-based Study

all this are medical, neurological and psychological journals and they are backing what we think. this is really feel good factor for all lazy people around the world and especially who enjoy to sleep. even they think that those are disorders i think we are in perfect order, rhythem and harmony with nature. sleep till noon.

enough of searches and dogpiles today. now i think i am really running out of the gas. my tank is both empty and full. upper tank is now empty and lower one is full. so i finally have to move my ass as baba also logged out and now may be thinking about how painful it is to work at this hour. we always used to smoke and read newpapers at this hour near samrat. now i think all that is a distant past.i alone sometimes go to THE STATION early in the morning and enjoy smoke and newspapers their but now no one is their to discuss those very important topics and headlines. haha. enough for today i think. will again strike back tomorrow with more links and laziness. amen.

Lazicopedia. August21

2006-11-23T23:34:00.000-08:00

this cafe is full of mosquitoes. still somehow i will manage to write something about the latest addition of Lazicopedia. this is the third edition of our magazine and it is full of lazy information. two more editions are underediting and will be launched soon. long live laziness long live brotherhood.

all the below mentioned links are hyperlinked, if they dont work dont blame me. i know most of you are lazy enough to copy paste the links in to the browser's address bar and get connected to the particular site. i think most of the links should work. this time all information is not about supporting laziness only but few of them are against laziness also or just the old way of thinking. i can not help them to understand the great art of laziness but can paste here what those fools think about laziness. all scriptures are full of shit that is a truth we all know and understand so i dont have to write much about it. few of them are book reviews from amazon.com, have a look. sleeptillnoon website and quotations page is also posted. and a good bcc.co.uk research about why teen agers should sleep more than 10 hours daily. that is one link i liked the most. see you next time with more links.

http://scriptures.lds.org/en/tg/l/38?sr=1

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/articles/emotions/teenagers/sleep.shtml

http://www.sleeptilnoon.com/feature/news.html

http://www.quotationspage.com/subjects/laziness/

http://www.drnewtons.com/index.asp

http://www.sleeptilnoon.com/

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/039566957X/ref=pd_sxp_f/002-4045427-7625662?s=books&v=glance&n=283155

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0897934016/ref=pd_sxp_f/002-4045427-7625662?s=books&v=glance&n=283155

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0375423737/ref=pd_sxp_f/002-4045427-7625662?s=books&v=glance&n=283155

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EMSZ3S/ref=pd_sxp_f/002-4045427-7625662?s=books&v=glance&n=283155

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0743213688/ref=pd_sxp_f/002-4045427-7625662?s=books&v=glance&n=283155

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0865476500/ref=pd_sxp_f/002-4045427-7625662?s=books&v=glance&n=283155

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0195166302/ref=pd_sxp_f/002-4045427-7625662?s=books&v=glance&n=283155

tell me more about the things and places where i should look for. your guidance can help me a lot. bye for now.

Lazicopedia August 31, 2006

2006-11-23T23:27:00.000-08:00

so after a long long time lazy madman is active again today. i was here in the
afternoon also. and in the evening i am ready with the latest edition of
lazicopedia. it is funny to research about such things like laziness and sleep but
i enjoyed it so much that now i always think about how to improve it. and that
is the best way i can help and promote lazy people and laziness in general.

today i am here with 13 more links about laziness and lazy people and their
blogs. first time i have searched about the blogs of lazy people and i ended up
with only few blogs somehow related with laziness. i think that way our blog is
very unique, we have only one of it's kind of stuff on internet. i will write few
things about the links and what is there inside.

>Chigago Maroon-online edition.the independent student newspaper of the university of chicago-since 1892.
Laziness vs. sleep: The eternal battle ragesBy Leila SalesApril 28, 2006
>Relax -- Laziness Is Good for You, Scientist Finds MUNICH, Germany (Reuters) - Good news for the millions who share angst
.....
>laziness is good: part deuxYeah, yeah.. Shaddup..So I haven’t updated in a while. I’m taking my time to make sure that I only
post useful info. Like this…
>a good talk about laziness on blogspot:
http://btdixon1.blogspot.com/2006/07/laziness-is-good.html
>Simplicity vs. lazinessWhen I advocate simple solutions sometimes people tell me that “oh, you are
only doing that because you are so lazy”.....

>>this and much more ......

http://maroon.uchicago.edu/viewpoints/articles/2006/04/28/laziness_vs_sleep_th.php

http://iona.ghandchi.com/laziness.htm

http://blog.e6group.com/p=51

http://www.mindpowernews.com/073.htm

http://www.cultspace.org/cultProfile.php?cult_id=174

http://btdixon1.blogspot.com/2006/07/laziness-is-good.html

http://www.zimplr.com/2006/06/23/simplicity-vs-laziness/

http://www.soulsandsounds.com/lazinessisgood.html

http://www.jcrows.com/lazy.html

http://www.emxsoftware.com/Are+you+lazy+enough

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/dietfitness.html?in_article_id=333521&in_page_id=1798

http://www.mrtimes.com/issues01/06201/op2.htm

http://www.thestandard.com.hk/stdn/std/Weekend/GA15Jp06.html

see you next time with more links to laziness. bye bye.

long live laziness. long live brotherhood.

promote laziness.

2006-08-15T16:38:00.000-07:00

>>A Lazy bastard's blog:
http://lazybastard.ehuna.org/
how he feels about his lazy blog and boring girlfriend.....

>>Lazyness personified-a personal blog.
http://lazyness.wordpress.com/tag/lazymi-speaks/
a whole blog dedicated to laziness and how it affects author's life....

>>SwissMiss
http://swissmiss.typepad.com/weblog/2005/06/laziness.html
what a swissmiss turned designer thinks about laziness....

>>The lazy way to success
http://lazyway.blogs.com/
Author's words:Hard work is passé. The paradigm-shifting concept is "Smart Laziness" – where success comes through cleverly avoiding work but still getting the job done. In this oasis, we celebrate those magical ways where doing less accomplishes more.
I wrote a book which outlines the anti-work formula for success. Its title is The Lazy Way to Success: How to Do Nothing and Accomplish Everything. (www.lazyway.net)

i think author is really doing great work, god bless him. we should support the http://www.lazyway.net

>>India's lazy ISP's
http://everythingelse.wordpress.com/2006/07/21/isps-laziness-caused-the-indian-blog-blackout/
as they say : ISPs’ Laziness Caused The Indian Blog Blackout. in india even the internet service providers are lazy and dont care about the time, email or snail mail both are same and equal in india.

>>He is lazy, god knows...
http://arvindn.livejournal.com/
from his blog: My mental arithmetic has degraded by now to the point of utter uselessness. Fortunately, my day job requires no arithmetic whatsoever (and I think it is superfluous to point out the irony therein.) But my gym life does: I'm flummoxed trying to figure out how many plates . . . .

>>Hardwork v/s Laziness
http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2005/03/hard-work-vs-laziness/
a detailed study about hardwork and laziness and how they affect our lives. a good blog and an even better parent-site. content from it: think the nature of this debate invitation stems from my posts regarding hard work and self-discipline vs. Fred’s advocacy of laziness as the means to success. I suspect much of our perceived philosophical differences will be nothing more than semantics. Having just read . . . .

parent-site:http://Stevepavlina.com
Personal Development for Smart People ( lazy basically..),This site is dedicated to helping you make conscious decisions in your personal development and courageously follow through on them. This means having the maturity to take 100% responsibility for your health, your career, your finances, your relationships, your emotions, your habits, and your spiritual beliefs. It requires ...

>>Shambhala Sun - BUDDHISM CULTURE MEDITATION LIFE
http://www.shambhalasun.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2286
article by Pema Chödrön -- Looking into Laziness - Rather than feeling discouraged by laziness, we could get to know laziness profoundly. This very moment of laziness becomes our personal teacher.

Traditionally, laziness is taught as one of the obstacles to awakening. There are different kinds ....

>>encyclopedia of laziness
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laziness

word wiki means:A web site or set of web pages that allows almost anyone to edit and add content. good luck baba if you can redefine LAZYNESS on wikipedia. amen.

>>The quotations page
http://www.quotationspage.com/subjects/laziness/

lazy quotations.

>>Quotations about Laziness
http://www.quotegarden.com/laziness.html
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. ~Mark Kennedy

>>laziness store
http://www.despair.com/laziness.html

all lazy products are available here, promotion offer...

>>Even animals are inactive.
http://www.springerlink.com/content/r30766871t517n42/

This research (bio-medical journals) shows that almost all animals live most of their life resting, doing nothing and that is very scientific too. living naturally and growing naturally. i think human beings are only idiots on the face of the earth now.

>>sciencemag
http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/178/4064/1002

the science proves it all.

this is just the tip of an iceberg, a mammoth task, where i need your help. do you have it in you? this is the first time in the history of humanity someone is trying to built the online archive, library and encyclopedia for the lazypeople. i am even planing to launch the website promoting laziness and providing all information about laziness. www.lazicopedia.tk